Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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