Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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