problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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