Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
