we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
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Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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