Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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