After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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