508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I'm bleeding and have questions
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