i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
