Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
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Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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