I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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