WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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