oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
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