i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
