GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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