take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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