There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I have fence marks all over my body
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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