i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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