Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
My cat gives me a boner
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
tell me about the fingering
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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