I just cut my nipple shaving
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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