i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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