well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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