he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Ketchup is God's man juice
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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