I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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