no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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