Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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