i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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