So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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