What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
He passed out mid-signature
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Randomize