Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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