so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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