Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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