is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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