he puts the penis in happiness.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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