the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog