So how was he last night?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me