sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.