Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Randomize
