And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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