he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
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We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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