Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
