i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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