Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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