All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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