This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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