They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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