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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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