it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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