the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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