I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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