This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
did i walk over a car last night?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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