Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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