one might say we're banned from that church
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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