wrigley field is MILF paradise
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
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Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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