What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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