do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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