Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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