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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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